I Do Yoga To Relax. Just Kidding... I Drink Wine. champignons It's self-deprecating humor at its

It's self-deprecating humor at its finest

I Have Three Moods

wrap it with a bottle of wine

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This towel perfectly captures the paradox of wanting to be included while having absolutely no intention of actually showing up

I Do Yoga To Relax. Just Kidding... I Drink Wine. champignons It's self-deprecating humor at itsThe real path to zen. I do yoga to relax. Just kidding I drink wine. This towel is for people who know that while downward dog is great in theory, a glass of wine is far more effective at melting away stress. It's a playful confession that your self care routine involves a different kind of unwinding. Hang it in your kitchen as a tribute to your preferred relaxation method, gift it to your friend who skips yoga class for wine night, or use it to