Responsible Adult Hoodie Loitering Show that you appreciate the

Show that you appreciate the value of a good knockoff by wearing this proudly

you may want to purchase this shirt to remind others that major life events do exist and happen to other people from time to time

Wear this shirt and brag about your brush with mortality

People will know better and won't mistake you

: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested

Responsible Adult Hoodie Loitering Show that you appreciate theYes, you may be tripping balls at Six Flags and wiggling your fingers in front of your face like a madman while you wait in line, but, have no fear, you're a responsible adult who pays their bills on time and owns several neckties. Reassure people, they could really use some reassurance. The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch free wearing experience. The color matched drawcord and the